terça-feira, 2 de agosto de 2011

BURLAS! Este pessoal é terrivel.

Estou eu, Bafejada pelas Musas, linda e loira, à procura de um belo apartamento em Faro para a minha futura vidinha, e tau! Sou enganada! Eu bem me pareceu que me estava a cheirar a esturro. Bastou pôr a morada do suposto "emprego" da senhora para encontrar outras pessoas semi-enganadas.
O e-mail é o seguinte e, atenção, muda o nome de apartamento em apartamento!

Hello,
First of all i'm sorry to write you in english but i don't speak portugal. I just read your e-mail regarding my apartment located in : Av. Cidade de Hayward 1 A , 8000-074 Faro. It has 3 rooms : 2 bedrooms, 1 bathrooms, 1 kitchen and 1 living room (80m2 ).
I bought this apartment for my daughter during her studies in Portugal, but now she's back home (Manchester/Uk) permanently, so I'm renting the place for unlimited time.
Before we go any further I would like to know a little something about you, like how many persons you intend to live in the apartment, and for how long.
The flat is exactly like in the pictures, fully furnished and renovated. Also, very important, the utilities (cold/hot water, electricity, wireless broadband Internet, digital TV, 1 parking spots, dishwasher, garbage disposal, microwave, refrigerator, washing machine, etc.) are INCLUDED in the price of 300 EUR/month. The kaution is also EUR 300,00, and you get it back, when you decide to leave the apartment (you will have to give me at least 30 days notice). As for me, you can rest assured that I will never ask you to leave the apartment. My daughter is building her life here, and i am too old to move to Portugal, so we won't disturb you.
You can use my furniture, or you can also use your own if you prefer. If you decide to use yours, you will have access to a very large and well ventilated cellar, where you can store my furniture.
Now, a little bit about myself so we can get to know each other better. My name is Fernanda Mazzi and I'm a 58 years old graphic designer from Manchester/Uk, planning to retire in the next 2 years.
I have a lovely husband,David and a 25 year old daughter, Linda. I am very proud to say that soon I'm going to be a grandmother :). Another member of our family is a 8 year old Labrador which we all love, so, I have no problem if you will keep pets.
The only inconvenience is that my job doesn't allow me to leave Manchester even for one single day. We just hired some new staff and I'm in charge of their training.
But this won't affect you at all. I can make arrangements to rent the apartment from Manchester/Uk (on my expense of course).
Looking forward to hear from you soon.
All the best from Manchester!
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Fernanda Mazzi
Department Manager in Graphic Design
83 Princess St.
M1 4HH Manchester

E eu só descobri porque recebi dois e-mails iguaizinhos onde apenas o nome da mulher mudava!...
Ultraje!

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